GAY PANIC: CTRL+ALT+DELETE YOUR SANITY

Dude, you have to brace yourself. This whole queer agenda is wildly messing with people's heads. It's like a epidemic spreading, brainwashing straight folks into sheep. We gotta fight back before it's too late. This whole mess is taking over. Watch out for the pink agenda, man. Stay away from the gays at all costs. Pray for salvation